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PostSubject: Math jokes   Math jokes EmptyTue Nov 17, 2009 5:54 pm

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? (obvious)
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PostSubject: Re: Math jokes   Math jokes EmptySat Nov 21, 2009 1:01 pm

Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books?
A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person...
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PostSubject: Re: Math jokes   Math jokes EmptySat Nov 21, 2009 1:03 pm

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...
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PostSubject: Re: Math jokes   Math jokes EmptySat Nov 21, 2009 1:04 pm

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...
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PostSubject: Re: Math jokes   Math jokes EmptySat Nov 21, 2009 1:05 pm

A mathematician is asked by a friend who is a devout Christian: "Do you believe in one God?"
He answers: "Yes - up to isomorphism."
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PostSubject: Re: Math jokes   Math jokes EmptySat Nov 21, 2009 1:06 pm

Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and misses it on the right.
The third one shouts: "We've hit it!"
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PostSubject: Re: Math jokes   Math jokes EmptySat Nov 21, 2009 1:18 pm

Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?
A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his.
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PostSubject: Re: Math jokes   Math jokes EmptyMon Nov 30, 2009 10:37 am

Bruno wrote:
Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?
A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his.

This is my favorite one.
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PostSubject: Re: Math jokes   Math jokes EmptyMon Nov 30, 2009 1:10 pm

Yes, it's quite good! Laughing

Here is another one, a bit less sophisticated:

What does a mathematician do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.
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